This one time, I tried a detox..

Published: Tue, 03/14/17

Good morning , 


Lol, I was making a cup of tea, and it got me to thinking about the couple times that I tried a few detoxes. So, today's email was sparked by a tea!


I love teas; I was sipping on Dilmah Exceptional Acai Berry Pomegranate and Vanilla. It’s pretty good. The flavor is strong, and I didn’t have to add any sweetener.


I have a bucket full of different teas; I am the tea queen. If I see a new flavor in the store, I'm like “I've got try that one.” I have probably over 20 different types of tea in my pantry! I'm on a tea buying break right now - no more until I drink some of it up, lol!


So, this detox thing. I can recall the first one that I tried. It was The Master Cleanser.


The Master Cleanser cleaned me out alright. Had me on the toilet like a boss. I did this ridiculous cleanse when I was working at a summer camp. What the heck was I thinking? Of all places and times to do a cleanse – summer camp?  Really, Candace?

I wasn’t thinking. I thought that this so called magical elixir would help me lose all my unwanted weight and that I need to detox from all the “bad” foods I ate. Ain't no bad foods; there are just foods! 

At the time, I didn’t know any better. I didn’t know that we don’t need cleanses and if our skin, liver, kidneys, and lungs were not working properly, then we may need to see a doctor.

The organs that I named above do a damn good job of detoxing our bodies.

I know, I know that the detox ads that we see in the media, Facebook, Instagram lead us to believe that we do.


Why is that? It's because detoxes appeal to most of us because we think we are bad for eating the so-called "bad" foods. Also, because we tend to attach morality to foods. And we always want to believe in that magic cure, the next thing that’s gonna actually work this time….


I'm good if I eat my dry chicken breast and a side of broccoli - nothing inherently wrong with this. I actually eat this type of meal because I enjoy it - not dry, though, lol! And the rest of the statement is - "I'm bad if I eat a couple of cookies or I am bad if I don't eat 5 - 6 times a day."


Wrong on all fronts, IMO. Neither statement is true. Part of the equation is having a healthy relationship with all foods. 


So we see these commercials or Insta trainers touting their teas and what not, seemly right after we overate or something. They promise us that we can kick our addictive sugar habits if we follow their 7 or 14-day detox. Drop 10 lbs in 10 days and have a flat tummy.


Before we know it, we are signing up for their program and buying all the ridiculous overpriced supplements.


Only to start the detox, feel like death, and pooping our guts out.


All of that for what?


My second stab at a detox was a 5 day cleanse. This time, I really knew better. The marketing and the claims coerced me in, though. Same outcomes as the last time. Some weight loss, but it was just water weight. I had a headaches, stomach cramps, and I couldn't stop thinking about foods.


I remember right after the cleanse, I went to straight to Mellow Mushroom and devoured a whole pizza with my husband, along with some other goodies.


I have never touched or even thought of another detox again.


They are all scams. Even if they say, they are researched and peer reviewed. When looking at the research, make sure that the research is conducted by an outside source, not one that is associated with the company. Because it will be biased!


So, what to actually do when you do feel bloated, yucky, or what have you. We all have our moments, we all overeat, etc. We are human, and nobody is perfect. What is perfect- it doesn't exist.


First, save your coins and call BS on the diet detox scams and cleanses.


Second, give yourself some Grace. What's done is done. Move on and let it go. You overate - okay, sooo, move on. My favorite saying is, "Did you die, though." Lol! It happens.


Third -
** Go back to how you eat regularly.
** Go for walk.
** Get your training on - sweat a bit
** Drink water, so that you can flush the excess sodium and bloat away. 
** Eat more veggies than you normally would. 
** Just relax and let go of the anxiety, the guilt, and the berating!


Remember, you are always one meal, one workout, or whatever from getting right back in your power. No diets, detoxes, or cleanses necessary.

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Xo
Candace